Things I’ve Learned From Pharmaceutical Company Ads

I’m perfectly healthy but my TV tells me forty times a day that I need pills. All kinds of pills. Judging by the ads I see, the shows I watch are popular with people suffering from diabetes, autoimmune disease, cancer, depression, anxiety, and the terrible scourge of Insufficient Eyelashes.

It doesn’t matter if you have any of these conditions or not, these drugs can still…