Last Week You Swore You’d Never Shop Here Again, But I Guess Promises Don’t Mean ANYTHING To You, Huh?

Yes, I recognize you, Ergonomic Mousepad Woman. That’s what we call you since the first time you threw a tantrum over a $5.99 mousepad and made your first empty promise never to grace our store with your generous presence again. Unfortunately for us, you keep promises almost as well as that MLM lady who said I’d…