Capitalism & Cohorts: A Guidebook for Generational Character Classes in the Game of Life

Roll for industry! Playing as a Millennial, you’ll start with 0 XP and apprentice at Ye Olde College for 10,000 coin. Oh, that’s right, Millennials start with -$1,000 in coin. No worries, just get a loan at the Student Loan Cantina.

Five seconds after you graduate from your apprenticeship, the Cantina sends an…