Adventures in Adulting

How to Cook a Frozen Pizza Without Setting the Oven on Fire

I’ll admit that I’m not great at adulting, but I never thought I’d set my oven on fire trying to cook a frozen pizza.

First, I should explain that I am mostly a microwave-only cook. If it fits in the microwave, that’s how I’m cooking it. I never understood people who stood around stirring a pot of noodles on top of the stove. Throw some noodles in a bowl, add water, stick it in the microwave for twelve minutes, and you’re good, right?