The word of the year seems to be “AI.” These days everyone wants to use ChatGPT and other AI programs for content creation, including marketing. …

First things first: I can’t tell you what employers really want, but I can tell you what job-seeking advice is all myth in the year 2020: Myth #1: Employers LOVE it when you show initiative and follow up on your application! The reality: Maybe this was true back when bell…

Studies show that being born rich is actually more effective for long-term success than working hard, staying in school, studying, and doing everything “right.” After reading this, I had an epiphany. …

I’m perfectly healthy but my TV tells me forty times a day that I need pills. All kinds of pills. Judging by the ads I see, the shows I watch are popular with people suffering from diabetes, autoimmune disease, cancer, depression, anxiety, and the terrible scourge of Insufficient Eyelashes. It…

Yes, I recognize you, Ergonomic Mousepad Woman. That’s what we call you since the first time you threw a tantrum over a $5.99 mousepad and made your first empty promise never to grace our store with your generous presence again. …

I, Richard Milhous Nixon, have just realized that I made a terrible mistake in 1974. Yes, I know, that was a long time ago, and I’m technically dead. Never mind the heat here, the wifi is great. Took me a little while getting used to this new-fangled internet thing, but…

While the Capitol Cops seem to have been taking a personal day recently, the Fashion Police are here to serve. And we will arrest you for a serious fashion crime. Many of which came to my attention during this week’s disgraceful display. When planning to attend an insurrection, it’s very…

As a young, poor, lazy snowflake, I greatly appreciate the heaps of books and blogs and Dave Ramsey DVDs out there to help me learn financial literacy. Since the rich have generously written so many tomes for pitiful slackers like me, it’s time I get off my pathetic ass and…

Hey, Covid-19 here, and I gotta set the record straight: Donald J. Trump, formerly my biggest supporter, is lying when he says he has me. Do you know why? Because Trump is a hoax invented by Influenza to make me look bad! He’s not real! Influenza is just jealous because…