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Save Money, Die Better: Introducing the Combo MicroHome/Burial Plot for the Inflation Generation

Welcome to Happy Acres Forever Homes, where you can live — or not — forever!

Aug 24

Save Money, Die Better: Introducing the Combo MicroHome/Burial Plot for the Inflation Generation

Aug 24

An Open Letter to A Certain Cereal CEO

Dear Mr. Big Important Cereal CEO,

Mar 15

An Open Letter to A Certain Cereal CEO

Mar 15

Is There More to HBO Max’s Content Deletions Than Just Tax Breaks?

When I was a teenager, I worked at the mostly now-defunct Suncoast Video. Sometimes a customer came in looking for a movie we didn’t have…

Jan 30, 2023

Is There More to HBO Max’s Content Deletions Than Just Tax Breaks?

Jan 30, 2023

Your Marketing AI is Not a Roomba: Set It and Forget It, and You’ll Regret It

The word of the year seems to be “AI.” These days everyone wants to use ChatGPT and other AI programs for content creation, including…

Jan 29, 2023

Your Marketing AI is Not a Roomba: Set It and Forget It, and You’ll Regret It

Jan 29, 2023

3 Job Search Myths, and Why You Should Stop Wasting Your Time On Them

First things first: I can’t tell you what employers really want, but I can tell you what job-seeking advice is all myth in the year 2020:

Jun 3, 2022

Application spelled out in letters.

Jun 3, 2022

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Financial Planning For Fetuses: A Dummies’ Guide To Getting Switched At Birth With That Rich Baby…

Studies show that being born rich is actually more effective for long-term success than working hard, staying in school, studying, and…

Feb 10, 2022

Financial Planning For Fetuses: A Dummies’ Guide To Getting Switched At Birth With That Rich Baby…

Feb 10, 2022

Things I’ve Learned From Pharmaceutical Company Ads

I’m perfectly healthy but my TV tells me forty times a day that I need pills. All kinds of pills. Judging by the ads I see, the shows I…

Jul 12, 2021

Things I’ve Learned From Pharmaceutical Company Ads

Jul 12, 2021

Last Week You Swore You’d Never Shop Here Again, But I Guess Promises Don’t Mean ANYTHING To You…

Yes, I recognize you, Ergonomic Mousepad Woman. That’s what we call you since the first time you threw a tantrum over a $5.99 mousepad and…

May 13, 2021

Last Week You Swore You’d Never Shop Here Again, But I Guess Promises Don’t Mean ANYTHING To You…

May 13, 2021

I’m Richard Nixon, and I Demand a Third Term

I, Richard Milhous Nixon, have just realized that I made a terrible mistake in 1974.

Feb 17, 2021

I’m Richard Nixon, and I Demand a Third Term

Feb 17, 2021

What Not to Wear to an Attempted Coup to Avoid Embarrassment in the Inevitable Viral Memes

While the Capitol Cops seem to have been taking a personal day recently, the Fashion Police are here to serve. And we will arrest you for…

Jan 9, 2021

What Not to Wear to an Attempted Coup to Avoid Embarrassment in the Inevitable Viral Memes

Jan 9, 2021

V.R. Craft

V.R. Craft

Scifi & satire with a side of sarcasm. Author of Stupid Humans & Fail to the Chief. https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B01LYON1F2

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